Author Archives: thefacedbook
Gimme three more glugs of McCormick’s and I’d hit it. Advertisements
yo father time those aren’t jugs of whiskey.
talk about the beer shits, this motherfucker drank twenty too many Sam Adams Boston Lagers. Somebody get this man a Charmin double roll STAT.
Give this bitch a breath mint and she’ll be good ta go.
Jesus Christ granny… go easy on the Horsie Sauce next time
Best part is the parents with a crying baby in the car laughing at this poor drunk fool. Hopefully they decide to run him over and put him out of his misery.